Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blue Velvet 1986

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  when did we stop wearing blue eyeshadow with red lipstick and massive hair? it's so cunty why are we afraid to slay

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  Mr. Right 2015

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Johnny Moon blue hair and pronouns king

Popular reviews

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  The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  obsessed with the background shenanigans of those faggy little robots

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  Bound 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jun 2024

  this is an objectively perfect film and if you say otherwise you're probably homophobic or have bad taste or both

  but yeah this film is a masterpiece

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