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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  this is the weirdest movie i have ever seen i cannot believe this is real and a movie studio spent so much money on it. monkey robbie williams gets a hand job, fights with oasis, does SO much cocaine, stabs a child in the chest with a knife, tries to off himself, gets monkey divorced, does heroin in a bathroom and so much else im not even mentioning and somehow its like. pretty good??? like obviously it’s a massive ego…

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  At Eternity's Gate 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  came for the van gauguin rpf stayed for willem dafoes incredible performance

Popular reviews

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  Pride & Prejudice 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2022 1

  this movie rocked but the zoom cuts on darcy instantly gave me tom wamsgambs

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2024

  took an edible before this and lost my fucking mind

  couldn’t stop giggling at the “among us” mention though we need to ban screenwriters from using that phrase

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