Schwartzy1

Schwartzy1

“It’s me, Mario” - Chris Pratt as Mario, from the film Mario (2023), based on the hit video game Super Mario Bros. (1985)

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Interstellar
  • The Northman
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Stalker

    ★★★★½

  • Johnny Guitar

    ★★★★½

  • Solaris

    ★★★★★

  • Ghost in the Shell

    ★★★★★

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    ★★★★★

    Big thoughts dump immediately after first watch, certain plot details I may have misinterpreted because I’m just recording my thoughts without having looked up anything (spoilers ahead):

    Put hallucinations in quotes bc I don’t feel absolutely 100% certain that the ocean working its way into the guy’s psyche that is causing all the weird shit to happen

    -did the water try to leave Kelvin alone after presenting “hallucinations” of his wife because the scientists resolved to beam his consciousness down…

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★

    ass movie

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  • The Last of the Mohicans

    The Last of the Mohicans

    ★★½

    It was ok. The thing that gets me is that it portrays the British in a positive light, while in reality they were generally terrible towards their treatment of Native Peoples in comparison to the French.

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