Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Se7en 1995

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Easily top 10 greatest villain monologues, that shit was so cold and unfeeling I was uncomfortable. My all time favorite detective movie for a very valid reason.

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  RoboCop 1987

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  TOP 3 WHITE PEOPLE PHRASES:
  3. That’s it, I’ve had it!
  2. Don’t push your luck tough guy
  1. ALRIGHT THATS IT. YOUVE CROSSED A THIN LINE BUDDY BOY

Popular reviews

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  Get Out 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Meh. It was spoiled a little bit too hard to enjoy most of it, but it gets an extra half a star for how bro solo’d a whole family that was hard af. Very interesting premise and there’s no denying it was and still is incredibly unique, it’s just because it’s been talked about there was nothing to really surprise me :(

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  The Shining 1980

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  Alcoholism is no fucking joke, and made by Stephen King to help him overcome his own drinking problem, the story’s symbolism is very apparent. 

  Me when my beer-fetcher malfunctions and outsmarts me: 😧 WHAT DA HELLLLLLLL WOAH MY GAWD NO WAYYYYEEAYE

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