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The Watchers 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If it takes you 8 months to look under a carpet in the shelter you are fored to stay in for months you're actually too stupid to be worth watching.
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A Good Man 2014
The reward for being a good man is getting to fuck a 20 year old Romanian woman with your leather jacket on
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Ever After 1998
Drew Barrymore and Melanie Lynskey look too similar to be in the same movie it was fucked up.
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