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The Deep House 2021
Two stars for the unique spooky premise! The rest for the dialogue, performances and general execution.
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Godzilla 2014
Big lizard was barely in this one and the humans were so boring. Also I think there were literally zero jokes. Who would have thought a movie about a big lizard fighting beetle bats with his laser breath could be so lifeless? On the plus side, Ken Watanabe’s in it for like two minutes, so those minutes were ok.
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Sunshine 2007
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Two-thirds fun, visually creative sci-fi movie (with some goofy too-dramatic dialogue), one-third bad monster movie with genuinely unpleasant-to-watch camerawork.
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