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The 40 Year Old Virgin 2005
I’ve seen this before, but I watched it again. I’m an idiot and it’s hard for me to find comedies that are actually funny. This one delivers though.
This dudes life rules. He’s got cool f*cking toys, electronic drum set, figurine painting, holy crap how has this dude not been laid?! He’s cooler than half the people I know.
Then it turns into an utter tragedy. Spoiler alert, he sells his cool sh*t to get married to someone he’s never…
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The Parent Trap 1998
Name a more iconic duo than Lohan playing two different characters in a movie.
This role set her up perfectly for Freaky Friday, one of the generational masterpieces of film of our time.
Move over Olson twins, why pay two actresses when you could have all the talent rolled into one.
Paired this movie with five guys cheeseburger and peanut butter shake. Pro tip, the one patty version is way better. The two patties are a sloppy mess.
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Crimes of the Future 2022
Meh. Body horror. Cool flesh furniture. Weirdo stuff which tried to redeem a horrible plot and unbelievable characters.
Paired with 6 beers
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The Descent 2005
Wow what a gem. The claustrophobia was for real in the beginning portion of the movie. I had to cover my face and look over my fingers. Oh hell no!
Monsters were cool. CGI bad as usual. Like bruh why you gotta have CGI bats? Plenty of gore and an amazing blood pool which really sets the main character up for her final story arc.
Is it all just a metaphor for the demons we all harbor and our own…
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