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Recent reviews

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  In the Shadow of the Cypress 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  SO GOOD

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  This was a good one! Ani’s literally never done anything wrong before. I don’t know why everyone was reacting so weird 😅

Popular reviews

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  Mean Girls 2024

  ½ Watched 20 Apr 2024

  I gotta break this half star down for y’all 

  music: like if motivational pinterest posts wrote songs. bogged down by exposition. 

  writing: also bogged down by exposition. 0 characterization, shit just kind of…happens. several points were just HEY REMEMBER THE ORIGINAL MOVIE? YOU GO GLENN COCO OCTOBER 3RD SHE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE HAHAHAHAHAHA GIVE US YOUR MONEY MILLENNIALS. it’s BORING  

  general vibe: horrid. not particularly moving performances from anyone. leans on the viewer having seen the source material,…

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  Monkey Man 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Apr 2024

  I… I think I’m gonna get jacked?

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