Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★½ Watched 27 Oct 2023

  Now that Scorsese is on letterboxd i really need to step up the quality of my reviews, so let me start here:

  doo doo movie

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  Jingle All the Way 1996

  ★★★★ Rewatched 13 Dec 2022

  BREAKING: a second turbo man has hit the wintertainment parade

Recent reviews

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  The Breakfast Club 1985

  ★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Went into this expecting a completely different movie but definitely understand why people love it. I need a rewatch where i know what to expect

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  Holes 2003

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  The CGI shoes flying into the CGI sun is one of the greatest shots in film history

Popular reviews

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  The Royal Treatment 2022

  ★ Watched 20 Jan 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Around the World in 80 Days 2004

  ★★ Rewatched 08 Apr 2021

  In this disney movie a man had his tits bitten off by a shark then says “you had me at nipples”

  a masterpiece