Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Monster 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Apr 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Road House 2024

  ★★ Watched 29 Mar 2024

  yeah this was just bad

  idk there was some pretty cool camerawork but that’s pretty much it

  connor mcgregor cant act for shit and just played the daft cunt that he already is, and i fear a rare jake gyllenhaal miss

Popular reviews

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  Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire 2023

  ★★ Watched 07 Dec 2023 2

  movie would have been 30 mins shorter if all the slow mo scenes were at normal speed

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  Wonka 2023

  ★★½ Watched 16 Dec 2023

  I liked the part where he said “WHAT?! you’ve never had chocolate?!” and then proceeded to wonka his willy