Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 30 Jan 2025

  Man that Smile demon was Smiling all over the place

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  Werewolves 2024

  ★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  I wasn’t even good enough in a funny way for me to like it… practical effects were decent though

Popular reviews

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  Blair Witch 2016

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2024

  Unfortunately none of our protagonists have ever seen a horror movie before, and they’re also kind of dumb on top of that. 

  Got better in the latter half, but could have stood to have a little more subtlety in the scares instead of being mostly in your face. Almost too polished to come off as found footage, and the story didn’t really do much new from the original either.

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  Doom 2005

  ★ Added

  I didn't actually watch this whole movie, but I did have pizza for dinner the night we did and then threw it up for no other discernible reason partway through, so I guess that's my review

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