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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  I love a wet blanket, nay-saying take as much as the next pretentious dickhead, but I was positively enthralled with this experience.

  Eggers endeavors to dismantle and reassemble the same constituent parts that Mark Fisher so elegantly penetrated in his writing. No matter how reified we think our free will is, all individuals are but leaves caught in the same turbulent waters of history- from the stratospheric rain clouds above, all the way down to the very bottom of the…

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  The Trial 1962

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  Watched this on a twitch stream under the "Articfact" category. Remember that game? Artifact? The DOTA card game thing Valve made for some reason a while back?

  Yeah, people just stream Orson Welles movies there now. Who'd have thunk 🤔

Popular reviews

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  The Last Temptation of Christ 1988

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2022

  if u pause u can see willems dafoe swing past his buttcheeks for a sec

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  The Matrix Resurrections 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Dec 2021

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