Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  saw this with one of the hottest older trans women i’ve ever met solid date movie

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  Alien 1979

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Oct 2024

  I think the thing for me about the xenomorphs that make them so absolutely terrifying is the fact that there is no gain for hunting them. even laios and senshi couldn’t whip something up from this like you COULD drain all the acid blood but they’re silica-based meaning they offer NO nutritional benefit it’s like eating rocks or glass. they will come for you and you have no means of being the dominant force there. peak monster.

Popular reviews

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  Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol 2011

  ★★★½ Rewatched 19 Jul 2022

  I need more commitment to the camp but holy FUCK is tom cruise hot in this one 

  actually like a great movie too ? villain sucks and it’s disappointing when the last one was so perfect 

  a tier hair for tommy boy

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2023

  definitely cool but like are we not gonna talk about how shes a child

  a star purely for the good burps man

  these themes were so mishandled tbh like i’m rarely one to go off on here but like this was the most white rich bullshit sometimes. like really ??? your body your choice and poverty sucks are the themes we honed in on ??? AND ALSO SHES A FUCKING CHILD LIKE AGAIN HOW ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS