Michael

Michael

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  • The Last Emperor

    ★★★★

  • Attack of the Crab Monsters

    ★★

  • The Holdovers

    ★★★★

  • Napoleon

    ★★★

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  • Attack of the Crab Monsters

    Attack of the Crab Monsters

    ★★

    As Madonna eloquently put it, “Didn’t know I was lost until I found you,” I didn’t know how deprived I was of movies about brain eating telepathic giant crabs plotting to explode the human species to the oceans and rule the world, until I found this movie🦀

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★

    Pigvomit, but as a teacher.

    Really enjoyed the music selection for this one. This movie gets bonus points for not only having a Khruangbin song in there, but matching a calf born in winter so well with the scene.

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  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea

    ★★★★★

    I’ve always been enchanted by monologues in movies. They’re moments that I’ve always internalized and at times try to mimic. I’ve always seen monologues as a moment when a character recognizes the opportunity of the moment and is able to take complete advantage of it. At that point they take as much time as they want, to say whatever they want, to whomever they want. They have complete control over all of it. But that’s not how it usually goes…

  • Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★★

    “It’s been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole A Brief History of Time from my 4th grade paper.”

    Yeah, that’s a good line. This movie gave me the confidence to use legal jargon in everyday life! Cute movie, makes me really wish I could have a music montage for when I’m studying for the lsat.

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