Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beaches 1988

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  yea it’s cutesy

  felt like a unresolved directors cut at times we could’ve synthesized a bit

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  Here 2024

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  absolutely THRILLED to see an AI production flop

  good god

  felt like when a contemporary folk song mentions snapchat like ew

Popular reviews

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  The Watermelon Woman 1996

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Jul 2024

  did cheryl…just create… a new genre/recipe ??? 

  OH! she got to the bottom of it yes she did

  PACE! so many intentional and thoughtful lightning-quick details that you only start to think about about 10 minutes later. blink and you’ll miss them but you won’t forget them. like an earworm song stuck in your head that you don’t notice until you’ve been humming the same melody for 30 mins and you realize there’s a reason it’s stuck in there. 

  
  “…Hollywood Lesbians” by Doug McGowden. I wonder if he’s a lesbian.”

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★ Watched 25 May 2024

  i thought it was just gonna be Jersey Shore that cooked in the oven a little bit longer but NO !!!! so so much more. the use of saturation in this period piece..

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