Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paint Drying 2016

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  More entertaining than anything Amy Schumer has ever done

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  I got halfway through this pile of shit and my heart genuinely sank when I saw I still had an hour left.

  This is without exaggeration the worst movie I’ve ever seen. For the other worst movies I’ve seen, I can name a few good things about them.

  Rise of Skywalker, my FORMER least favorite movie of all time had a few really good effects, and I liked the performances a lot, especially Daisy Ridley.
  Suicide Squad (2016) had some…

Popular reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  Man, Hughie learned a thing or two from Butcher.
  Probably being WAY too generous but I don’t care. The first bit was a bit slow, but once that bank robbery happened the movie decides to just lock in?? Gruesome injuries, insanely creative deaths, horrible injuries, really funny writing, and did I mention the horrific injuries? Usually I’m not one to flinch too much at gore, but one scene near the end of the movie had me squirming in my seat.…

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  Murder Drones 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  Yes, the lighting makes it hard to see. Yes, there are plotholes. Yes, some things don’t make sense. Yes, sometimes the show doesn’t go in the direction it was building up. And yes, the humor is probably not for you. It’s frustrating. It’s cringy. It’s sappy. It’s edgy as hell.
  And yet it’s my favorite thing ever. It really must be the characters, because every day I end up thinking about them. N especially will probably be in the back…