Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  tries way too hard to be funny. and then tries way too hard to be serious and just gets kinda unbearable.

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  Re-Animator 1985

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  a bang energy and a coffee zyn would make me feel like Dr. Halsey

Popular reviews

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  Y2K 2024

  ½ Watched 12 Dec 2024 1

  this is legitimately so fucking terrible that i’m giving this review like 40 minutes in 

  tries too hard with 90s references. only upside is the huge kid dies early enough to be offscreen. so annoying.

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  Basket Case 1982

  ★★ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  why’d the monster start groping people at the end

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