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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Jan 2025

  I know it's really hard....but you've got to love yourself.

  Take care of yourself.

  What a deeply sad film.

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  The Abominable Dr. Phibes 1971

  ★★★ Watched 22 Sep 2024

  I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT VULNAVIA'S DEAL IS?

  Who is she? Why is she going along with this? Why doesn't she speak? Why is she so fashionable? How did Phibes meet her? Why are they doing performative theatre for an absent audience?

  
  
  

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Popular reviews

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  Shrunken Heads 1994

  ½ Watched 26 Mar 2019

  The score sounds like every Danny Elfman score ever; combined. Which is good. Otherwise I wouldn't have understood that if children are gunned down in the street, have their bodies defaced with a bonesaw right after the funeral, have their body parts boiled and then when they're brought back to life ask to die rather than live as disembodied heads... It's whimsical.

  Mouth knives used to murder rapists?Batman Returns theme.

  Shrunken head flying up a 16 year old girl's blouse?…

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  Frogs 1972

  ★★ Watched 26 Nov 2018

  -"there's a scene where lizards poison this one guy"
  -"you mean they bit him? Because if it's a bite then technically it's venom, not poi-"
  -"no, like... The lizards literally knock bottles labeled poison onto the guy, on purpose, and he dies from that. "
  -"oh..... Oh.