Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  WAITER!!! (rapidly ringing bell on countertop) MORE MID BUDGET 90 MINUTE MOVIES PLEASE!!!!

  really funny that the freshest british spy thriller in quite a while (at least according to my memory) is made by americans. not too british that it comes off as caricature, as it often does when americans do anything british, but not stuck repeating the same boring cliches that a lot of british media does.

  also very funny imagining michael fassbender (irish) as mi6's top guy

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  Michael Clayton 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  the fake fantasy novel is so good.

  "... and nobody has any alliances. You can't even say who you are, 'cause you don't know, maybe the person you're talking to is like, your mortal enemy in the wars."

  so true, son. so true.

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★ Watched 28 Sep 2024

  insane direct to video vibe. within the first five minutes you can tell the sex pest allegations are 100% true. big important men monologuing while women just pose suggestively at the sidelines, and all I can think about is how this is apparently dedicated to his late wife

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 23 May 2024

  Funniest part about rewatching this is seeing the guy that looks like Patrick Doran from PAL appear on Patrick's tinder and seeing him cautiously swipe right