Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moana 2 2024

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  the movie was probably bad but i didn't notice because i spent the entire time looking at moana's biceps

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  Elemental 2023

  Watched 23 Feb 2025

  goddammit i'm such a sucker for immigrant stories

Popular reviews

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  My Little Pony: A New Generation 2021

  Watched 25 Sep 2021

  we stan anti-racist queen Sunny and her bimbo unicorn gf Izzy.

  Truly a My Little Pony for our times. While Friendship is Magic was set in the post racism illusion of the Obama era, A New Generation reveals that racism is alive and that even the most progressive of ponies have some racist indoctrination they need to work past.

  But forreal this was a cute and mostly harmless adventure movie and even says ACAB. So the gay agenda is at it again. I love Izzy Moonbow so much, just a precious idiot. Pure of heart, dumb of ass.

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  Zack Snyder's Justice League 2021

  Watched 08 Mar 2021 1

  This leaked on HBO Max over a week early because it was accidentally uploaded instead of Tom & Jerry, and ya girl stumbled into it.

  a four hour movie should not be just ok