alton

alton

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show

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  • Chimpanzee

  • True Stories

  • Rap World

  • Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

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  • Planes: Fire & Rescue

    Planes: Fire & Rescue

    baffles me they snuck a racist indian helicopter in this movie. now THIS is real native rep thank you disney

  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ed-209 is so cute

  • Harry and the Hendersons

    Harry and the Hendersons

    the sexual tension shared between harry the sasquatch and john lithgow needs to be studied

  • Masters of the Universe

    Masters of the Universe

    there's a gross little freak named gwildor constantly parading across the screen violating my eyes each and everytime i lay eyes on him

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