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long live tacky extravagance, performative excess, artless luxury, and all forms of opulence for its own sake! long live bad taste!

Favorite films

  • Angel Dust
  • The Last Days of Disco
  • Lost Highway
  • Death Proof

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  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★

  • Hairpin Circus

    ★★★½

  • The Hypnosis

    ★★★½

  • Pitch Black Panacea

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ★★★★

    sucker punch... or as i like to call it, zack snyder's "showgirls". i fucking love this weirdo movie, and snyder rules for exploring his own gaze with it. neither showgirls nor sucker punch seeks to embody a woman’s voice, or tell a woman’s story, but rather they serve as subversive audits of the symptoms of patriarchy. i think that there are obvious surface level readings about the ways women are objectified, and the struggle for autonomy in a male dominated…

  • Peep

    Peep "TV" Show

    ★★★★

    - looks like something off the tv 
    - they’re doing what they’ve seen on tv 

    very tight very cool homebrewed picture that feels a lot more recent than it really is. it’s become redundant to say that the internet has made apathetic voyeurs of us all, but to posit this disposition against the backdrop of 9/11 is to really drive the point home. this film feels especially apt in the midst of the massacres in gaza - it is a…

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  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★

    god damn it i love this little bear so much… obviously paddington 2 was lighting in a bottle and i do not envy dougal wilson for having to fill paul king’s very huge shoes, this movie was obviously never going to be as perfect as its predecessor. the absence of sally hawkins is really the biggest vibe killer, i wish they had chosen to write her off instead :/ ultimately P3 plays out as a pretty good Kids Movie; but…

  • Hairpin Circus

    Hairpin Circus

    ★★★½

    if you like this movie you’re a hot girl… you’re a cool girl… that means you like to drive fucking fast.. means your rides sporty……

    shoutout X Dot Com user @/pooroldrolotony for putting this criminally underseen cult gem on my radar - possesses all the attributes of what i’m looking for in a movie. moody as all hell - free wheeling jazz score that’s gritted up with the nasty roar of car engines, cool fucking bitches who strap in and…

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  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★★

    will you still love me when i’m no longer young and psychosexually entangled with a flesh-hungry writhing mass birthed by the death of my faith ? 

    had 2 bump her to five stars who i am kidding here - this is my favourite movie.

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York

    ★★★★★

    synecdoche, new york is a love letter to the mentally ill, the chronic worriers, and anyone who has ever thought about death. all of those people are me, and this is my love letter to synecdoche, new york. i am doing Bad right now. for no particular rhyme or reason, i am just doing Bad, and i knew that this staggering colossus of a film may help me to sort through some of the thoughts that are uncomfortable to sit with.…