Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sexy Beast 2000

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025 1

  english man gets a tan lives in a villa not a van robs a bank yes he can ill have the fry mate straight from the pan

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  Lars and the Real Girl 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  Fuck it 5 stars ive had a bloody good morning

Popular reviews

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  Saving Private Ryan 1998

  ★½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  Upham? More like get up em fuckin stairs will ya

  Not enough of Ryan’s private’s!

  Only other war movie I’ve seen is war horse so let’s just say I was not ready for this
  The absolute disdain I have for the U.S made it very hard to connect with the characters or anything at all in this movie actually. 

  Not enjoying a movie makes me feel empty and rotten so this is getting a harsh score. Fuck you tom hanks

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  A Knight's Tale 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  We are the champions !!! My friend !!!
  This was so epic hahaha 
  The blatant 2001ness of this movie has its downfalls but in the most part it is super charming! 

  God everyone is so hot in this movie

  You might think, hmm not any fart jokes i may give it 4 and half…. But life rewards the patient. That is all ill say

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