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  The Intruder 2024

  ½ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  I have a feeling this was either made for fun or for class. Good job to whoever made this but personally I hated this fucking movie and you cannot convince me the main character is straight. Why are people fighting and crying in the rain?

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  The Crazies 2010

  ★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

  Imagine dying in a car wash.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Orlock is so freaky and bi which is cool for aesthetics on the internet but he’s possessive as hell and the turmoil caused by him wasn’t cool. Good representation of evil/death incarnate. Beautiful cinematography and good writing. Very cool.

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2024

  Starts a little slow, ends a little fast. Maybe they should’ve shortened a particular scene to make up for pacing issues. I’ve also danced around my house naked.

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