Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  In the Lost Lands 2025

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Is no one going to mention that the tagline of this movie is literally a lie??? What??

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Feb 2025

  It’s like a slapstick comedy where every punchline is a Final Destination death scene!

  10/10 on the creativity scale, though not quite as gruesome as it was hyped up to be. I didn’t expect it to be so funny though!

  Theo managed to be hot and funny and dumb and annoying all at once. Need him in more dark comedies asap.

Popular reviews

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  Borderlands 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  You all need to apologise to the Resident Evil movies right now!

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2024 1

  Definitely a style over substance kind of deal but I’m a sucker for 80s homages so here we are. Feels stuck between wanting to be an 80s Hollywood sleaze fest AND a follow-up to X, and can’t decide which it wants to be so it ends up doing neither very effectively. Shame, but I still enjoyed it for what it was!

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