Sean

Sean

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • Alien
  • It Follows
  • Longlegs

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★★½

  • In the Lost Lands

    ★½

  • The Brutalist

    ★★★★

  • The Monkey

    ★★★½

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  • In the Lost Lands

    In the Lost Lands

    ★½

    Is no one going to mention that the tagline of this movie is literally a lie??? What??

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★½

    It’s like a slapstick comedy where every punchline is a Final Destination death scene!

    10/10 on the creativity scale, though not quite as gruesome as it was hyped up to be. I didn’t expect it to be so funny though!

    Theo managed to be hot and funny and dumb and annoying all at once. Need him in more dark comedies asap.

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  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    ★½

    You all need to apologise to the Resident Evil movies right now!

  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★★

    Definitely a style over substance kind of deal but I’m a sucker for 80s homages so here we are. Feels stuck between wanting to be an 80s Hollywood sleaze fest AND a follow-up to X, and can’t decide which it wants to be so it ends up doing neither very effectively. Shame, but I still enjoyed it for what it was!

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