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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2023

  It was chill. 

  I would have given it 5 stars but they did not acknowledge that they were on a Native American reservation land

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2023 1

  Super rich guy super awesome and crazy. Damn he should’ve killed that bitch

Popular reviews

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  The Shooting 1966

  ★ Watched 12 Jul 2022 2

  On the couch, was kinda forced into this one. 

  Overall a shitty movie, I fell asleep about 40 minutes in and woke up at the end when Dylan woke me up. He kept talking to me I think throughout the hour I was asleep and thought I was awake! How foolish! He should have known better…

  Movie has no action, annoying characters, and no drugs (enough said). 

  
  Themes: There is an archetype of deep internal thought that occurs when in the presence of dissatisfied company that I think is relatable to early distopian-esque literature from the 15th century.

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  Minions: The Rise of Gru 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jul 2022 1

  Was at the emeryvulle movies for this BANGER. DID NOT FALL ASLEEP FOR THE WHOLE MOVIE (that’s a first, and personal best, I think it was about 1:30 of not sleeping). Never blinked once. Thot-provoking piece! Multicultural (had kung fu and shit) and also BLM, which gives it another 1/2 star as if it needed that anyways. If I fell asleep it would have probably still been a 3 starer. 

  Themes: innocence reminded me of Soviet authors within an 80’s context (similar to a piece I’m familiar with called the idiot). Idiots read that shit. Go minions! 

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