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Icarus 2017
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
I hope the witness protection program supplied Dr. Rodchenkov with a new pomeranian.
It's crazy how this documentary was kinda boring for the first 30-45 minutes as it repeatedly showed the filmmaker stick needles in his ass and bike moderately well and then BOOM, it switches focus to a decades-long state-sponsored doping scheme getting whistleblown by a kooky charismatic Russian doctor with a GREAT mustache. Huge improvement, wish more movies did that.
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Beauty and the Beast 1991
Why was I getting emotional when they showed Belle in the yellow dress for the first time.
Alan Menken once again cooked with the score.
Masterpiece.
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The Warriors 1979
Okay so in my hypothetical gang we would all wear baseball caps with little propellers on them and ride around in comically small Big Wheel tricycles. Our main plan of attack would be swarming our victims with the Big Wheels and taking out their kneecaps while we blast "Baby Shark" on repeat. Our name would be "The Carpet Critters" and I think we'd be slightly above The Orphans in the gang rankings. Our turf would be the groundhog enclosure of The Bronx Zoo and our main rival would be Bill de Blasio.
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