sebastianstank

sebastianstank

Favorite films

  • True Romance
  • Back to the Future
  • Nacho Libre
  • Almost Famous

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  • Strange Darling

    ★★★

  • Haunted Mansion

    ★★½

  • Ingrid Goes West

    ★★★½

  • Babygirl

    ★★★★

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  • Strange Darling

    Strange Darling

    ★★★

    shot him n some butter popped out

  • Haunted Mansion

    Haunted Mansion

    ★★½

    advertised services in this film include:

    Air bnb
    Zillow
    Amazon
    Yankee candle
    CVS
    Costco
    Burger King
    Cult of Leto™️

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  • Tongan Ninja

    Tongan Ninja

    ★★★

    Tongan Ninja: “He’s your father?”

    Action Fighter: “Yes. And what’s more...i am his son”

  • Sex and the City 2

    Sex and the City 2

    ½

    Where do I start...

    This is... one of the worst things I’ve ever experienced. It’s 2 hours and 30 minutes long. And It’s fuuuuuuucken racist as god damn shit. This is an epic for cringe flicks. This is the Lawrence of Arabia of bad movies... or to quote a line from the film...
    “LAWRENCE OF MY LABIA” - Kim Catrall

    There’s a part where the characters make a toast to people who can’t afford maids and the climax of this…