sebastianwarne

sebastianwarne

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Vertigo
  • Scream
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • Adolescence

    ★★★★★

  • Peeping Tom

    ★★★★

  • Thief

    ★★★★★

  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★★

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  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★★

    The kids (esp the boys) are not alright.

  • Thief

    Thief

    ★★★★★

    So ahead of it's time, watching the opening scene in 1981 must have felt so new. What a soundtrack.

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  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★

    Surprisingly bad. Everyone says it's queer and sexy.. you know what's not queer and sexy? Two straight, immature, horny and spoilt teenage boys hotting-up, ogling and competing over a borderline psychopathic Zendaya for the whole film.. and they're still like it at age 31... cool.

    Some interesting sporting archetypes are presented yes, but that alone doesn't make a film, those characters need to be fleshed out, esp. Zendaya's... why is she so ruthless, conniving and cold? (not the injury, she…

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★½

    oh ffs this is dumb.

    Smacked over the head for way too long with the most obvious and not-that-progressive social satire.

    Every scene is so overdone and meme-able that nothing cuts through and nothing makes sense.

    Nothing new to see here.

    Mostly rave reviews and a current 4.0 rating here are mystifying.. maybe audiences are as silly as this film treats them??!!

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