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  mother! 2017

  ★★★ Watched 06 Sep 2024

  An allegory for the book of Genesis or smthn. They should call it the book of Hennysis. Ha. That would be good. Javier Bardem is that dawg. Eh bible allegory didn’t move me. I would day it insists upon itself. Except that is a mainstream term now.

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Super great. Got hell wine drunk. Loved the Armenian henchmen. Excellent pacing. Super good. Fun tidbit Mikey Madison has burned alive in two prior movies (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Scream) and she was on fire in this. Haha that was worth the edit.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2025

  Kinda felt like an 18th century perspective of Hungarian people. Willem Da Foe is cool. Not great though (the movie not Willem). Must have been much more novel for audiences in the silent movie era idk. This and The Idol (best disaster TV show ever) really frame Lily Rose Depp’s agent as having a weird thing going on.

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  No Country for Old Men 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  Second time watching. Haven’t seen in a few years. Very happy to make Chloe watch it. Splendid. Javier Bardem es un campeón. En serio, ese chico es increíble no se como lo hice - recuerdo que el dije que (alright bit over) on Conan Obrien’s podcast that he barely spoke English and the gas station scene was extremely taxing and that he learnt English from listening to ACDC. What a guy. Josh Brolin possibly too hot for his role -…

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