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Recent reviews

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  Somebody give xenomorph baby a basketball

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  Teen Beach Movie 2013

  ★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025 1

  The biker vs surfer divide is nothing more than a reactionary identity politics nonissue perpetuated by Big Momma to distract the working class of Teen Beach from the real issues of rising juice prices and crippling social inequality

Popular reviews

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  Chain Reactions 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Aug 2024 1

  Can’t wait for the sequel; Chain Smoking

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  Summer Heights High 2007

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Nov 2023

  “I’d rather be a paedo than a lesbian”
  -Chris Lilley

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