SebMoz

SebMoz

Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Spirited Away
  • Harakiri
  • Mad Max: Fury Road

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  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★½

  • The Golden Compass

    ★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★½

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  • The Princess Bride

    The Princess Bride

    ★★★½

    I still stand by this being a way better comedy than romance, but the juxtaposition in quality was less jarring this time, so it works out.

  • The Golden Compass

    The Golden Compass

    ★★

    Pacing like an anxious hummingbird, manages to give zero (0) characters the depth they require, barely scratches the surface of the book thematically, and wastes all its actors on mediocre dialogue and dynamics. Never boring though, I suppose.

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  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin

    ½

    This is a pretty strong contender for the most soulless movie I've ever seen. A complete and utter failure that ruins everything it touches and left me more bitter and frustrated than any movie I've seen in recent memory.

    To understand why I hated this so much, it's important to think about why the classic Winnie the Pooh stories are so good. They're a complete encapsulation of that childlike innocence, the adventures are so utterly removed from reality one can't…

  • Asterix Conquers America

    Asterix Conquers America

    ★½

    Adapted from a story that already wasn't very good, filled with mindless shenanigans and somewhat offensive stereotypes, and with a very predictable plot, this is one of the worst ones yet. There is nothing to latch on to, nothing to chuckle at, the jokes are super lame, this is just a mess.

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