Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The French Connection 1971

  Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Gene Hackman reminds me of an Astle

  70s New York was the timeplace to be. Especially for the homeless victims of wind trash 

  If one more person says I can make a movie on a phone and have a worldwide audience instantly, I’m gonna go jungle wild

  Rest in peace mr gene

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  There's Something About Mary 1998

  Watched 13 Mar 2025 2

  Love it

  Crafted with care and love. Shocking twists and a plot that pays off in golden bars of silver

  Cameron Diaz was hot as shit for like 3 years then skeleton mode just kidding

  Evil woody Allen movie. Awesome. Funny. Rich and warm and Shakespearean

Popular reviews

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  Rear Window 1954

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2022 5

  This movie sucks and you know it

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ½ Watched 18 Jul 2023 2

  Watched to avoid my grandma’s bitching at me for parking in her driveway for the street sweeper. Fuck you sweeper, fuck you grandma.

  Endless talking, lines repeated 5 different ways for simple brains to comprehend boring story, so much back and forth talking explaining what’s going on every 10 minutes, you say something then you say something then you ask what he said then you say it again New question,  clever moments are explained 3 times with many words, overacting,…

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