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Frozen 2010
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
watched this at a ski resort after i went nighttime snowboarding. like man i know it’s not the best movie, the characters are annoying and more than a little dumb (landing feet first) but like. i felt so nauseous out of sheer stress. probably as nerve wracking as the bear ft jeremy allen white. also i’m squeamish so. not for me.
+2 points for the actors never making an effort to keep their faces from the cold with their clothing. hilarious
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Boyz n the Hood 1991
good movie. super sad. almost as sad as saul goodman show. i don’t like doughboys mom, she’s evil.
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