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  The Book of Boba Fett 2021

  ★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Boba fart

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  Moon Knight 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Sometimes a squirrel finds a nut

Popular reviews

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  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2024

  Godzilla…. Where do I even begin….

  Had I known that six months would pass until I got to gaze upon your beady eyes and thick thighs again, I would’ve held eye contact just a second longer. You made being a measly movie-goer so hard. You filled me with a spine rattling angst as if you were behind me, breathing down the nape of my neck, making me feel so weak, so naive. I should’ve never doubted you. It wasn’t you…

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  Hawkeye 2021

  ½ Watched 27 Jan 2025 1

  Sometimes a squirrel finds a nut, and sometimes a squirrel climbs a tree looking for a nut, and then falls off and runs into the road and goes KABLOWEY and then is left on the road making everyone feel sad. The squirrel is Disney plus and the latter half is Hawkeye

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