Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Secret World of Arrietty 2010

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Jun 2024

  I WANT SOUP AND BREAD!!! and to live beneath the floorboards

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  The First Omen 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2024

  there’s a million reasons I prefer this over immaculate but THE most important one is they weren’t afraid to show the freaky demon birthing process. all I really wanted was to see a crazy looking demon baby and they went above and beyond. maybe a step too far… but I still appreciate it.

Popular reviews

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  Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Dec 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2024

  sony marvel: desecrating my favorite characters right before my very eyes
  me who consumes any spider-man content like cocomelon: WOAHHH!! SPIDER-MAN MENTIONED!!!!