Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  his legs should have been longer

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  Soul 2020

  ★★ Watched 19 Feb 2025

  it’s just that they’re all so ugly

Popular reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ½ Watched 06 Dec 2024

  finally, a movie for people who tweet BE GAY DO CRIME!! while being too shy irl to ask for ketchup with their order

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  Dawn of the Dead 1978

  ½ Watched 13 Dec 2024

  got really itchy and restless halfway through this 70 hour long movie. these zombies can’t even jog why are we scared

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