Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 26 Nov 2023

  HE CROSSED OCEANS OF TIME FOR HER 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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  Saved! 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2023

  My 666th film!

  This made me feel emotions.

Recent reviews

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  She's the Man 2006

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  Good slop.

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  She's Out of My League 2010

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  TJ Miller is a void of charisma.

Popular reviews

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  The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Dec 2023

  Incredibly visceral, disgustingly depraved and darkly beautiful. Even in its most uncomfortable moments, I adored this movie. I found it provocative and oddly comforting as a victim of abuse. 

  100% worth every second.

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  Love Never Dies 2012

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Jan 2024

  I understand that this doesn’t compare to Phantom of the Opera in an objective sense at all, it’s ostensibly bad alternate universe fanfiction that tarnishes the characters from the original BUT I DONT CARE. I LOVED IT. 

  IT WAS CAMP, IT WAS PULPY, THE PHANTOM AND CHRISTINE WERE AMAZING TOGETHER.