This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
What a load of shite.
Was incredibly distracted the entire time by all the things the NCSC doesn’t do, why is the head of sec ops meeting a Russian operative?!?!
Deeply unsexy too, maybe because I hate fassbender. Really wanted it to make me horny but it just didn’t. Cate Blanchett the only redeeming factor for this film.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Went into this completely blind. Silly and great fun.
No 4 stars because they didn’t do the Mickey 17/18 threesome, cowards! Also what the fuck is up with Mark Ruffalos teeth?
I will now be asking all my friends if they would breastfeed the Eraserhead baby.
