Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Glass Onion 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2022

  watched on christmas day, a bit drunk and ready to see rich people suffer
  truly how this movie was supposed to be consumed, methinks

  so glad no one spoiled me the identity of blanc's husband because I almost fell of my chair when he appeared

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  Bee Movie 2007

  Watched 11 Feb 2021

  im not religious but this movie is an abomination in the eyes of god

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  The Old Guard 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Jul 2020

  not the best film ever but i liked the concept (im gonna check out the comic asap) and we gotta support italian excellence, our boy luca marinelli. can you believe his character and his boyfriend destroyed homophobia??? we stan
  (also charlize theron i'd be free any day of the week please let me know if you want to date)
  as i said not best film ever but im happy it was made and i would be happy if they made a sequel as well

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  Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020

  ★★½ Watched 19 Feb 2020

  One star for the misandry.
  One star for the proper use of roller skates.
  One star for Huntress' arms.
  One star for the diverse cast.
  Another star for Huntress' arms.

  I'm actually giving it two stars and an half because it was enjoyable and nothing more, but I'm also super gay.