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  Mickey 17 2025

  ½ Watched 15 Mar 2025 2

  a: Yo boss, uhm, about the movie, I’ve got some good news and some bad news…
  b: Bad news first
  a: The script doesn’t work, no story, no structure, dialogues are cringe, plot’s pointless, roles don’t do the cast justice, everything feels like AI was given the prompt to make a script out of boon jong ho's biggest weaknesses
  b: Oh shit, and the good news?
  a: Well, there are some cute CGI creatures…
  b: Say no more

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  1. her past matters
  2. leave when she gets toxic outbursts 
  3. don’t be beta buxx like thomas

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  Anora 2024

  ½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2025 1

  Hand your Oscars to Demi Moore and Coralie Fargeat and I'll give you back your 3 1/2 stars I gave you for mild entertainment with a Hobbit footstep above average.

  Apart from that, a Romanian court should check whether the whole thing is not based on a social media campaign paid for from abroad.

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  Barbie 2023

  ½ Watched 27 Jul 2023 3

  Wouldn't even watch it again if it was the only movie on a six month submarine trip with nothing but my company. 

  A good example of how good PR and memes can influence the success and reception of a film and its audience.

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