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Becoming Jane 2007
James McAvoy oh my FUCK. i'm actually falling in love with sideburns
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The Substance 2024
do NOT watch this shit at 1 in the morning while already feeling nauseous. jaw was on the ground the last 25 minutes. very disturbed. 10/10
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Mickey 17 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Robert Pattinson's sluttiest performance since Batman. oh my God. 17 is a whiny submissive bitch. 18 is a fiery submissive bitch. how does he do it? greatest man to ever live. You'll live forever in my heart Mickey Barnes.
ALSO I AM SO GLAD WE ARE DONE WITH THE EXPENDABLE (ha) BLACK GIRLFRIEND TROPE. fell in love with Noami Ackie multiple times. Nasha held her fucking ground for her man and her ideals. cursing out Mark Ruffalo??? THE FUCKING FLIP…
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