Not enough money or connections to live in LA and work in the film industry, so I’m going to judge the people who do.
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Beau Is Afraid 2023
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green knight but less sexy and with more cock and balls but less cum
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The Menu 2022
If I was a seasoned critic who lives in the reality in which perfection cannot be achieved, I would rate this 4 stars… but I am not. I am an audience member who was starved for a film just like this, a film that doesn’t take itself too seriously while still delivering its viewers meaning and nuance. The Menu offers a full course of different lenses into its themes through pretentious characters engaging with the creation and the consumption of…
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Don't Worry Darling 2022
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Beautiful imagery and concept that lacks a story. The story is desperate to portray themes of challenging control and the status quo… but its biggest failure is that its perspective is only conveyed with lukewarm insight that is still strongly informed by the status quo. 2 stars.
(Spoilers ahead) TL;DR it’s like if you tried to make an entire movie out of a side quest in a mediocre post-apocalyptic RPG.
The film is quick to introduce that there is a mystery…
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