Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Children of the Corn 1984

  ★★★ Added

  This movie becomes a lot better when you realise the corn kids are actually the heroes of the story. Their systematic destruction of an already fractured nuclear family shows that to free yourself from the fallout of explosive domestic disputes and the unbridled disappointments of the generation above us, sometimes you just need to find family somewhere else. Whether it be friends, corn, or a demonic entity that walks behind the rows, there's something better for all of us if we're just willing to band together and look for it.

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  Under the Skin 2013

  ★★★★★ Added

  Very affirming if you're misanthropic, like imagine spending your entire life seeing the people around you live their lives and so desperately wanting what they have and wanting to be a part of the world, to live as a normal human doing normal human things, only to finally make it there and realise that being totally isolated was a massive W compared to being another atom in the general cesspit of humanity.

Recent reviews

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  Suspiria 1977

  ★★★★½ Added

  Suzy Bannion, the hero of Suspiria, kills an adorable bat with a stool and refuses to get out of bed when her friend is screaming for help right next to her. Is she real for that, or is she the real witch?

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  The Feast 2021

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  The Feast is definitely something special. There's a central mystery (which is really just "what the fuck is going on?") and we never get answers directly, but once it plays a few of its cards, everything makes sense passively in a way that felt really organic. I don't feel like I need to know more than what was shown, and at no point did I feel belittled by the content of the movie itself, despite it having such an overt…

Popular reviews

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  In the Lost Lands 2025

  ★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025 2

  Paul W.S. Anderson borrows so much from his own work here that It's almost inspiring. In particular he attempts to redeem (or reference?) 'Resident Evil: The Final Chapter' by creating yet another post-apocalypse movie in the desert with zombies, religious fanatics in an armored vehicle, excessive slow-motion in every fight scene, Milla Jovovich with an edgy haircut, and even a possible callback to the woman who lost an arm doing a stunt for that very movie.

  What's even wilder is…

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  Black Mirror: Shut Up and Dance 2016

  ★★★★ Added

  Perfectly represents the horror of making a friend on Discord and later discovering what kind of servers they're in