Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Cunk on Life 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jan 2025

  Big this (->penis) bang that (->butt)

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  Zoolander 2 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Jan 2025 1

  Mmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm ..mm ngggg mama likey

Popular reviews

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ½ Watched 08 Aug 2023

  The pop culture references did not rizz me up they were a little sus... Did I mention sussily rizzy? Do you know Drizzy, Drizzy Drake? And Adele? Beyoncé perhaps? Doritos gogurt? BTS? Attack on Titannnn??

  This movie is so boring and just doesn't accomplish anything. The script is terrible. The animation is obviously inspired by spiderverse, but purposelessly. Everything about this movie is purposeless garbage just designed to make money. So boring.

  I'm sorry but this is NOT the greatest goat of all time

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  Omar and Cedric: If This Ever Gets Weird 2023

  ★★★ Watched 11 Jul 2024

  I like when they got their derps on