Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Hot Touch 1981

  ★ Rewatched 25 Jan 2025

  Watched this movie for the third time including the round I spent captioning it. As per usual I genuinely cannot recommend it and yet I keep making my friends watch it with me just so we can look at Wayne. Insane movie, I thoroughly recommend treating it like the 90 minute excuse to ogle Wayne Rogers in the world's tightest jeans that it is.

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  The Killing Time 1987

  ★★½ Watched 22 Jan 2025

  Horrific pacing problems, poorly choreographed fight scenes, and several baffling directorial decisions. Sutherland and Rogers really carry the film, but Wayne's unfortunately only in it so much because of the pacing issues. As a guy who watched it for Wayne Rogers... it really could have used less Wayne Rogers. First hour could have been condensed down to fifteen minutes; the last thirty minutes are incredibly rushed and I don't think I entirely understood anyone's backstory to the extent you needed…

Popular reviews

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  Playmates 1972

  ½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2024

  I watched the first twenty minutes of this in my car, audio only, while driving home from a very bad shift at work because i was watching it with my friends. it took sincere effort not to drive off the road. i hate you marshall barnett.

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  The Hot Touch 1981

  ★ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  This movie feels like they cut out about 30% of it and expected you to fill in the gaps. I don't think I ever figured out what the bad guy's name was. Or the lead woman. You do get to see Wayne Rogers' entire side and also him fondling a sand sculpture of a woman for absolutely no reason, though, so that had a lot of pull.