Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Mama, this is garbage.

  Getting tired of seeing the Square Peg production logo appear before a film that isn’t ‘Eddington’. 

  I too once fell victim to thinking I was cool or in the know for being an a24 cultist and having my brain exploded by mid entry level cinema. Not that they haven’t distributed some of the best and my favorite films of the 21st century. But how does the “a24 never misses” hive mind defend or enjoy projects like…

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  As if I wasn't already getting enough 'Chicken Little' vibes, they go and play 'It's the End of the World as We Know It' and reveal a villain that doesn't actually want to destroy the world.

  I don't ever remember 'Looney Tunes' being THIS maximalist, I'm probably wrong though. But it felt like I was watching an episode of present day 'SpongeBob SquarePants' a good chunk of the runtime. The Cartoon Network series also had much more relevant and funny…

Popular reviews

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2024

  “Did you just say web?!”

  Adam Scott is this movie’s one and only saving grace. But even he, was forced to deliver horrible lines. ‘Madame Web’ might be the most incoherent, uninventive, and squandered project of the past century, both comic book and non comic book. I have not seen ‘Morbius’ and I don’t believe I need to in order to know it doesn’t even deserve to be considered the worst at something. We should all just forget about it…

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  Funny Games 2007

  ½ Watched 13 Oct 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.