Joanne

Joanne

Favorite films

  • Lady Vengeance
  • Hereditary
  • Lady Bird
  • Nickel Boys

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  • Black Bag

    ★½

  • Romeo & Juliet - The Royal Ballet

  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • Swan Lake

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  • Black Bag

    Black Bag

    ★½

    I want to love Cate Blanchett so badly but I’ve exclusively seen her in movies that bored me so badly I was squirming in my seat looking for anything else to do to pass the time (midnight alley, tár, this)

  • Romeo & Juliet - The Royal Ballet

    Romeo & Juliet - The Royal Ballet

    3/15 show w guest artist iana salenko (replacing sarah lamb due to injury), and steven mcrae

    They really found the most nicholas hoult looking mf to play paris, he is never escaping the hapless fool character whether its film or ballet
    Most noticeable difference w iana instead of sarah, who i think is significantly taller, was the juliet/paris scenes. never in my life have i seen such a comically large height difference in a duet 
    It low key made the…

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  • Nickel Boys

    Nickel Boys

    ★★★★★

    i have no words

    literally the best most innovative most beautiful most devastating most poignant most important film ever made

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★½

    There were nuggets of brilliant and fresh absurdist tone (99% because of the music god bless jung jaeil mvp of the film), esp in the first section where they were letting themselves have fun, but the rest of the movie when they actually started the plot was cookie cutter blockbuster fat that shouldve been trimmed.

    Robert pattinson PRETTY.

    Also very interesting to see how much parasite dna was in the soundtrack — so many specific flourishes or chord progressions or entire lines that felt directly pulled from parasite

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