Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  born to be the chill capybara, forced to be the ocd lemur

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  putting tim key in a massive pigeon costume and giving him the willhelm scream? bong joon ho, you’re doing god’s work

Popular reviews

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  The Social Network 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jun 2022

  hold on, let me switch on my incel brain for a second... beep... i love weezer... beeep... scott pilgrim is a good person... microsoft start sound...

  okay i'm booted up

  i love this movie, from the brilliant and intense score to the dramatic dialogue and complicated monologues, sorkin and finches present the story in a really engaging way - the acting is brilliant, i love how eisenberg completely captures this character of a billionaire lizard and garfield is angry and…

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  Mamma Mia! 2008

  ★★★½ Rewatched 03 Dec 2023 1

  fuck sky, what a small dick little bitch, face like a slapped arse at his own wedding coz his fiancé is trying to be happy, shove your shitty little swim shorts up your backside

  you can take that horny bartender with you