Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025 4

  “Does evil come from within us or beyond?”
  — Ellen Hutter, 1830-ish

  this movie’s fucking amazing. i love how horror it is. i don’t know how to explain it but you feel the fear and dread the characters were experiencing as if you’re with them. the fear thomas had felt when he first had that interaction with count orlok was invigorating. totally breathtaking.

  it’s scary in a way that you get surprised by the sounds and scares, of course. even so,…

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Feb 2025

  your eminence, why are you soo sly.

  my head hurts. the amount of holy tea spilled within the span of a 120 minutes is diabolical. this is danganronpa for the christians, jesus.

Popular reviews

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  Stopmotion 2023

  ★★½ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  this could’ve been sooo fucking good.

  just what the hell did i just watch? the whole thing was horribly unnecessary and boring but it had sooo much potential. like… how much was the budget?! the sets, the graphics, the ash man plus the characters? this could’ve been one of the most interesting and gory movies of all time. why did they have to make the story sooo shitty.

  it had all the assets and plot devices you would see on a…

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  The Grand Budapest Hotel 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025 1

  this movie is utterly ridiculous and engaging. i had a really great time watching this film and it was a phenomenal masterpiece with a stacked cast — oh my god. 

  ralph fiennes, bill murray, willem dafoe, saoirse ronan, and jeff goldblum in one movie?! amazing. it was artistic, chaotic, and harmonious at the same time. as expected, directed by wes anderson, it’s very beautiful.

  i really love how absurd yet powerful it is. the imagery and the cartoon-ish realism present throughout…

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